Everything Wrong With Moana In 15 Minutes Or Less

Publicat pe 13 oct. 2018
*This video is a re-upload. Original release date: 4/25/17*
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  • Hey guys! This video is a re-upload because the original version of this episode was no longer viewable. We’ll be posting these re-uploads every Saturday for the next few months. There are still NEW sins videos every Tuesday and Thursday!

    • Sin this since they could of used ocean man for the credits

    • how are you so good at roasting everything

    • Wut is ex machina???? IM CONFUZLED.

    • Is there an everything wrong with The Witch, if not I think there should be haha

    • Until reading this I thought I had some sort of extremely specific deja vu about the contents of the video.

  • _Useless Sin Deduction_ [ding]

  • Really really liked this video but kind of disappointed that a sin wasn’t taken off cause of animation of water or hair.

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  • How does everyone’s hair stay so puffy? Moana has literally has been through sand and the ocean but her hair is so puffy. •_•

  • 12:58: Removes 3 sins for a thing: also calls it a f*cking stupid thing he's tired of.

  • @cinemasins Sin off! The earth was at one time covered in water, still not convinced, were do you thing land salt came from

  • Dose anyone realize that baby Moana is showing nude (no bra) Nipples This is someone's fettish

  • Her nips are out

  • You know I really like your vids but just so you know (sorry if you did and it was just to be cynical) but a lot of weird things in this movie is because of the mythology of the culture it was based off of.

  • Moana isn't really a child.

  • They didn't trap all the boats in cave for a thousand years, well the movie says that but it's not true because logic, if it was a thousand years it would be Moana's great great great(keeps multiplying great) grandfather who trapped them there, because it says how Moana's grandfather was the one who voyaged to this island, they stopped voyaging when the dad lost his friend therefore the dad must have thrown the boats there like what for 20 years, not a thousand, I dunno I might be wrong...

  • Why haven't you done shark tale yet?

  • Earth was just ocean when it formed, so moana wasn't lying

  • I see whats happening here. Youre face to face with greatness and its strange Dont even know how to feel. Its adorable. Well its nice to see that sinners never change. Open your mind, just enjoy.

  • Please answer this!! Is the part when you say what can I say it’s exposition from bartok the magnificent ????????

  • 3 more sins that should had been added in my opinion: The ocean high five:worth 2 sins Ok,how the hell did you give the sea a high-five?Im pretty sure Moana’s hand should had went right through it at the moment,I know this is a Disney film and the creators have no time to rethink the plot and story,but at least just put a animation of her fail then slip and just add a chuckle.That simple :/ A ghost stand on a object:worth 1 sin I’m pretty sure for all the paranormal readers would know that..ghost can’t sit on things,they’ll just probably fall through or at least reform…Although,clearly the grandma defines all logic at this point.But I guess you can say,”Who you gonna call?GHOSTBUSTERS!” Mai’d hawk transformation-not being used to escape: I’m pretty sure a few people like you and me saw that and knew that Mai can transform to whatever person-animal-or thing he wants,maybe even gender based.What confuzzeles me is that during that 67 owner into the movie (less or more,I’m not sure) at the beginning where Mai was stealing that heart,he was a hawk-but when got on the boat..how come he didn’t transform?The world may never know :/. Also,hello person who was scrolling down in the chat.Hows you’re day?I know I’m doing fine.Sorry If I type to much for you to struggle on what I’m saying,or if this took you awhile to read-I’m a fast typewriter and can be a little overwhelming,so please do take you’re time with this. With all respect,xoxo Protagonist.

  • Wait... if he was a demigod who could shapeshift into a hawk... why does he need a boat?

  • What do u think when ur watching a movie

  • 49 seconds of intros? Jesus Christ Disney!

  • The eel coconut story is actually a real legend in Samoa, and it grew a tree because the coconuts 3 holes resembled the face of the eel or something

  • "What can I say, it's exposition" - nice voice

  • You can't measure the sky can you do finger guns? (ง'̀-'́)ง

  • Moana = Assassin's Creed: Black Flag for Kids

  • is cinemawins you?

  • Okay. Hol up. Gimme a minute. Let it Go got less sins than Moana??? *ding*

  • you should have mentioned the fact that the pig got sooooo much mercy even though it basically never in the movie

  • Missed on a pun there guys at the start...could have been NAN-RATION INSTEAD OF NARRATION because its the grandma...get it?? No...? Okay, I'll let myself out

  • Just saying there actually was a period of time where the ocean completely covered the earth. Also... The boat can go from 0-30 knots pretty easy. I've tried. 2 sins for you.

  • Moanas dad: I hate the ocean, let’s name our girl Moana which actually means ocean/water in Her actual language

  • no sin for the fact that moana could push down the giant maui statue in the cave?

  • The girl at the end sounded like a voice actor off of Skyrim

  • Moana we have a good island to live in oh and we have pearl harbor.

  • I literally watched this movie in my classroom today

  • 8:53

  • 0:20 Around 4.4 to 4.1 billion years ago, the earth was covered in a single massive ocean. The continents formed after this period.

  • So no one wants to mention that Moana can’t move a lightweight boat but she can push a several ton statue off a wall just using her legs? I give a sin to cinema sins for missing that one *ding*

  • What are the odds

  • 5:32 not even mentioning Lin- Manuel Miranda, he basically sung the song

  • Why is grandma the only one with the reincarnation tattoo? Seriously even the dude that asked about cooking hayhay doesn't have one and he has to be as old as her.

  • You forgot Maui lift the boat with 1 hand with no effort but he had a hard time pulling a paralyzing dart

  • God damn this is quite possibly one of the most ignorant videos I've ever seen from you. You flat out ignore a shit ton of Polynesian culture and mythology. My culture is rich and historic - not a fucking joke.

  • So you’re Canadian, eh

  • I think you missed several sin opportunities. Like the fact that there's no way she could knock over that maui statue in the cave with her size, there's no way she's heavy enough to tip the boat when she jumps on it, and other ridiculous stunts.

  • This is really popular and I dont like when things are popular! HAHAHA checkmate 😎😎😎

  • Pigs dont hate water theres a beach (and i think an island) where pigs literally swim in the ocean

  • This channel is still trash I see....

  • lol this guy takes this seriously ?

  • 11:16 he sang because *YOUR WELCOME* Ok I will go

  • Notably half the shit he sins here is simply Polynesian culture. I need nothing more to confirm my assumption that this guy is a crusty old White guy who doesn't even both to do research to see if the things he is saying is true, or understand that this is a movie dealing with Polynesian mythology, and doesn't think that sometimes directors actually have things called "cultural consultants" helping them accurately portray that culture. Clickbait dumbass.

  • Origianlly earth was ocean, untill volcanoes became the first lands.

  • Is this the most sins ever removed from a movie?

  • Xo basically this cave is an ancestral RO-tv channel.. Waiting...... 😂😂😂

  • I think he spelled the title its spelled guy sins actual Polynesian mythology and misunderstanding it and pointed out inconsistencies with LITERAL MYTHOLOGY

  • 11:30 of course it's dark it was like a religion not taken as stories or fables.

  • they forgot the sin where in the song shes talking about how she cant get away from the water she was about to put a stone on that stack thing...Why???? i know it was meant to symbolize something, but why would she be putting it on then?

  • Actually there was a time when it was only oceans, just saying, it was about 3.8 billion years ago but it still happened

  • 3:02 His accent😂😂That’s what i sound like😂😂😂😂😂

  • that drum is a drum........it's a Samoan drum.........you get one sin for that................😂

  • ligma

  • I'm from New Zealand and in the legend I was taught Maui's mother was a goddess and thought he was born dead so that's why she put him in the ocean.

  • 8:51 were you sarcastic boii?

  • the galen erso reference just gave me three extra brain cells

  • Actually it is a Polynesian folktale and also a hawk's talons are basically like human hands... and also when you say that it's overly convenient that the ocean deposits her on the island it's because the sea puts her there on purpose, and if you don't understand what I'm talking about did you even watch the movie?

  • Do everything wrong with saw 4 saw 5 saw 6 saw 7 and saw 8

  • The killing of an eel is a Samoan legend

  • That’s is a drum tho🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️👀

  • 5:21 CinemaSins not understanding a different culture. A simple google of "Polynesian Drums" immediately shows those drums. Lazy asshats

    • Omg its cinema sins!

    • I also noticed how he said that pigs hate going in the water, if you’ve ever been to a pacific island you would know the pigs love going in to the water

    • I noticed that too lol

    • GothNeko ikrrrrr 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

  • So no infinity war?

  • Actually there was a point in time were it was just water, but not like this so carry on

  • Damn , you've become even more cancer than the last time i tried watching your videos. I remember you in the begining , where you'd actually think and did a little research before posting , now you're like a turd machine , shitting out diahrrea videos one after another. I wonder how long can you hide behind "it's all satire , comedy , you just don't get it" every single fucking time someone points out your mistakes , it's getting kinda stale buddy. You're gonna crash and burn soon if you continue like this and I'm gonna be right there enjoying every moment of it.

  • Sin 3 error: early cratonic and later continental development is only thought to have been prominent from the start of the Palaeoproterozoic (around 3.0Ga), prior to that the Earth is believed to have been characterized by a global shallow ocean.

  • Moana’s hot

  • Just terrible. Ugh your content is obnoxious. Sins like “his tattoo is his conscience” where you are just pointing out things that are happening on the screen. How is that a sin? You make no sense and I can’t understand how people enjoy these videos.

    • I don't even know right now That’s moving the goalposts. When it’s convenient to say they are jokes then they are jokes, and when it’s convenient to say they are reviews they are reviews. Besides, the jokes just aren’t funny.

    • These videos are kinda jokes,but no movie goes without sin,which is kinda true.

  • So my issue with Disney movies that focus on culture biggest examples being Moana and coco is that the focus so hard on being culturally accurate that the story suffers a bit and has plot holes. May I mention that grandma tala dying came out of fricking NO WHERE! It like just happened and was super rushed just so the could do the manta Ray thing and the ghost grandma

  • So, let me get this straight... The entirety of your content is you vomiting your miserable pathetic life on every single movie you come across? Wow, you must be a gggggrrreeeeat person to have in life.

  • Do without a paddle

  • Tha part where maui buried an eel is actually inspired on a real folk lore.

    • Actually, everything in moana is based on real folk lores

  • Hey guys, the fish hook constellation does actually exist. It's the same set of stars that make up Scorpius for the Greco-Roman constellations. The movie just greatly exaggerates it by adding in a bunch of extra stars along it.

  • You say pigs hate water but water but what about that beach that has swimming pigs

  • Pigs hate water? That sounds wrong.

  • 2:00 her foot prints disappear when it cuts to a overhead shot

  • There was actually a time about 2.5 billion years ago when only 2 to 3 percent of the world was dry land, so they kinda got it right

  • Maybe a face reveal?

  • still waiting for everything wrong with avengers infinity war

  • where everything wrong with infinity war

  • BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

  • tbh hawaii was nothing but water until a volcano made the islands, but the movie the movie is Sh** im from hawaii -__-

  • It’s cartoon idiot.

  • DUUUUUUUUUDDDDDE YOU IDIOT, THATS WHAT A HAWAIIAN DRUMB LOOKS LIKE

  • But u gotta say, that ‘oooohhh!’ At 1:47 is kinda funny

  • why the hell didnt the ocean just yeet te ka with water lol

  • I just realized I can't hear Tom Hanks' voice without picturing Woody instead of picturing Tom Hanks.

  • So you missed something that I could not get over the whole darn movie. Every guy in this movie is shirtless, big and strong. But, none of them has nipples. A couple of at best painted on circles, but seriously not one nipple on one naked chest the whole movie. So I get that they may make someone a little uncomfortable and all, but unless these dudes had them surgically removed when they got tattoos, there are some artists working on this film that really need some human anatomy education.

  • Don't get me wrong I LOVE CinemaSins but I do think there actually was a time where the world was only ocean. IDK Maybe I'm just being stupid

  • I grew up in Hawaii and yes, those rocks are sharp as shit.

  • cave ex-machina

  • A lot of these sins I wouldnt count because Disney was being true to Polynesian culture and beliefs.

  • The biggest sin here is the ocean could have done all of that without any help of moana or maui

  • If Moana's Dad instilled the "do not go past the reef" rule ... why were the boats stored in that cave for 1000 years???