The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

Publicat pe 10 ian. 2019
'The Upside' star Kevin Hart tries out the material he was preparing for the Oscars ceremony.
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Comentarii

  • so glad that old bastard Letterman is gone...god he was so unfunny

  • Stephen Colbert seemed hurt when Kevin said that he didn't wanna change anything if he had to do it all over again.

  • Jesus Crist! Leave the guy alone Mither Fucker. What a looser. Worse talk show host ever. What a moron. Kevin should have just left the second it was brought up again.

  • Stephen I love your show, but why did you do such a idiotic thing and ask the same question he made it VERY CLEAR he was done with.

  • can’t wait until the left collapses on itself. Then we can all live in peace again...

  • He is a real pleader.

  • They don't want to accept the apology because they want him to accept the lifestyle and say its ok. You can be respectful of people and still not agree with them.

  • Every makes mistakes! Nobody is without a sin. Kevin is a sweet guy after all

  • man he is SMART !!! LGBTQ can go into spaceRocket and GTFO of this planet, because mankind future will be so much better without them !!!

  • Kevin Hart sucks...those jokes werent funny at all

  • This was low-key intellectual...

  • That watch tho!!

  • Ruben is still saying sorry for 2004

  • Why do people from "the community" let letters define their character so much. All of them are just words. Maybe if we all tried being better H (Humans) as a collective we could solve all the issues. Instead of focusing on compensating for groups which historically have been hard done by we should all focus on teaching love and compassion and then none of the issues we have today/have had in the past would be an issue. If love and compassion are the prevailing traits in society it eliminates all issues regardless of any identifying factor and the whole damn world would be a better place. Don't shun the people who are incorrect treat them with love and compassion and show them a better way. Use constructive teachings instead of flaming people on the internet or in person for that matter because you then although through rage are spreading the same amount of anger and hatred.

  • Yo the network powers at be can keep on censoring these comedians but mark my words, when Netflix and HBO realize people are DYING to see new Kevin Hart, Louis CK, and Dave Chappelle comedy specials, they will offer lucrative deals to said comedians because the fans will WATCH. Fuck correctness, Stand up comedy has nothing to do with being kind and polite. Was Richard Pryor meek and inclusive? Was George Carlin kind and considerate? Was Robin Williams conservative and shy? NO! BUT THEY WERE ALL FUCKING LEGENDARY STAND UP COMEDIANS! Hart has NOTHING to apologize for. He was doing his job as a stand up: saying outrageous shit. That's literally what they do. wtf America.

  • This is my man 👍

  • His interviews used to be funnier

  • I’m so over it too. Go Kev! ✊

  • I don't believe Kevin has evolved his ignorance and hatred towards LGBT but he says whatever to save his career and $$$

  • Alphabet soup community strikes again!!

  • Didn't like the way Colbert was speaking to Kevin here. It seemed sharp and that he didn't like him. He might have had a rough day or even week, but it's unprofessional to let that affect your job, let alone your guest. Whom you're suppose to make feel welcome. I didn't like Colbert here. And I usually really like the guy.

  • 5:23

  • KH is great & SC is a doucebag

  • YEAH KEVIN hARTYOU ARE REASON MY NEGGA

  • 5:57 until he gets to it, bring back letterman

  • He didn’t even tell jokes he just repeatedly said sorry

  • Colbert has way too big an ego to fit in the same room as other stars.

    • Hadnt even heard of him till Pewdiepie brought him up.

  • Comic genius

  • he whould be a great host 😞

  • I've been a fan of Kevin, but after hearing this interview, he has earned my respect as well. Kevin's a great person, man enough to own his mistakes and strong enough man to deal with bullys.

  • Really the martin theme song for him ??? Sorry Martin is funnier.

  • The problem is they are not ok with themselves but yet they constantly say their lie is the truth.Thats a sure sign that they are very confused.Kevin continue to move forward

  • What he said what happend?

  • Here's the thing no one gives a shit what they think. Kevin heart will still make millions they did nothing but make everyone hate them even more than we already do.

  • "that was some guy asking for change behind a winn dixie" lmaooo

  • I AM IN LOVE WITH KEVIN HART!

  • 5.3k straight ppl are offended for the lgbt community

  • HOW STEPHEN KNOW ABOUT WINNDIXIE.

  • This is just Steven Colbert pushing the liberal PC agenda. You don't speak for me or the majority of people who are sick of oversensitive media. Steven just comes across slimy and disingenuous

  • Kevin, here in Quebec Canada we have the same problems. We have Mike Ward an excellent humorist that is on court because he made a joke about a young boy that has a disease. We have no more liberty of expression..... People are too sensitive and are not open minded. What is important here, like Mike Ward, is that you are a GOOD person.. that made a bad joke, but you are good. AND THAT'S important. Yes you are over it and i agree with you.

  • Now you know how Mel Gibson feels! Jesus forgives, jews don't.

  • A comedian making self-affacing jokes always puts the audience at ease and that they think the guy is not stuck up. Stuck up liberals are the opposite of funny. The opposite of right too. I believe the bible, commies are hellspawns.

  • hes a comedian isn't he? that was a very light comment compared to all other comedians >< listen to Franky Boyle.. Ricky Gervais hosted the golden globes plenty of times and he had some crude comments... i think this is just America..

  • But his job is to please people hmmmm.... Kevin Hart, you are fake, short and a terrible comedian.

  • homophobe!

  • Every community wants to be the oppressed community. Everybody is fighting for this victimhood. They all wanna be a victim. They want their own word that no one else can say. Basically everybody wants to be black people during the civil rights movement. YOU ARE NOT A VICTIM!

  • So.. Where're the jokes the world sorely needs?

  • I wish he would turn it around on them and say your attacking me and oppressing me because I’m black and watch their head explode

  • At first I was kind of w/e about this and thought sjw fan club was overreacting as per usual, but he said some pretty foul shit on twitter, maybe it should take more than a month to be “over it” if he’s actually remorseful.. thoughts?

    • VocalExcursion a while after that he apologized and specifically said his comments were a comment on his own issues and not how he would act or how others should be seen. Here we are years later and he's apologized once again, specifically said he's sorry he hurt people on Twitter, yet they want to ruin him anyway, the truth is a dumb tweet 10 years ago doesn't hurt anyone.

  • Dude Colbert was still slick trying to preach

  • Would anyone tell me what this is about? What did he say to whom? I'm not American so I'm not aware. Thanks.

    • Amy Shy Kevin hart posted a homiphobic joke on Twitter about 10 years ago, when he got the job to host the oscars the tweet resurfaced and he lost his hosting job and apologized for the comments. Now Kevin hart is saying since he already apologized he won't comment on it anymore while his detractors are saying that it isn't enough.

  • Wtf this show look so fucking American, i'm already can touch the Trump aura and i can smell the Burger king flavour.. this show is not for me :/

  • Raunchy comedy is dead thanks mainstream

  • Knock knock .... SJW:- *triggered*

  • Kevin was about to swing at Stephen

  • That Patek tho

  • What a hack.

  • All this killing going on in America with police killing young black males and getting off we should have that type of sensitivity when it comes to that but there isn't , if I was a Kevin Hart I wouldn't've apologize , again because the lgbtq community hates black people in this world, I read online at a gay white bar in New York ask a gay black guy. To leave they didn't want him there this was the bartenders, so who are we making their world good for again....

  • Colbert seem unsatisfied.

  • Omg this fuckn guy was making me mad i would of shut down and told him to stfu and move on or ill walk off tf hes annoying hes just tryna push kevins buttons

  • LGBTQ are filthy, disgusting, selfish, hateful pedophiles with severe mental problems and should be dealt with as such BACK TO THE NUT HUT with these boring, uninteresting disease-spreading vermin!! EVERY RELIGION CONDENMS THESE PEOPLE FOR VERY GOOD REASON and if you have to self identify you should HANG YOURSELF!!!!

  • It seems like only these media people are "not over it" .

  • still, don't understand how people go back nearly 10 years and talk about stuff he said back then... pathetic

  • Kevin Hart should host Meme Awards next year lol

  • The people at the Oscars probably just threw him under the bus so no one would uncover all their dirty laundry. I'm sure there are members that have commited numerous sexual assults in the past. It is Hollywood after all.

  • Soft people in safe spaces equals a weak nation filled with over sensitive pansies.

  • I dnt know if anyone would host the awards after all this controversy. You'd have to be one dam good comedian with some crazy jokes.👋😎🖕to pull it off.

  • Hart is a nice guy and likeable but not that funny. Colbert is much funnier.I hope he lasts because i like the guy, but i would be surprised if he is still hot next year

  • You want a meme? Pause at 6:50

  • that was actually very insightful

  • im fine with him not hosting the Oscars and it has nothing to do with the lgbt community. I'm just sick of seeing him eveywhere.

  • I absolutely hate that people fully wanted Kevin Hart to apologize again. The man apologized for it and thats good enough but apparently people are not happy unless Kevin Hart loses his bag and is out on the streets or something. Dude didn’t do shit but tell the truth about how HE felt about homos. But the the homos got pissy and started to rage against Kevin Hart. LGBTQZTJSYB are all soft like baby food. Apparently if you’re repulsed by gay shit then everyone has an opinion 😒

  • It does not seem like he understands that it helps to say that you have changed and that it is unacceptable to discriminate anyone for anything. Just say you are a changed man and follow up being a great role model. It is better than saying you are over it. Just say you are a changed man. Saves a lot of pain and helps people get closure.

  • Devil's to hell angel to heaven. Man to woman . Period

  • Point of fact: Onions do end if you keep peeling them. I have no idea what they’re talking about.

  • The oscars turned their back to a diamond. Kevin Hart is this year's host and no one else! Sad!

  • Never pander to cry babies or snowflakes. Be a man. Stand your ground.

  • Every time Stephen asks him about it again, Kevin should to cuss him out loudly.

  • Ban Oscar and all self congratulating award shows from all media.

  • "Those" people are are so jelous of your success they trying to make you go from being number one in "comedy " to being " blaaah" in comedy..!! If you were gay and made those jokes and comments they would have praised you..!! Dont you change men cause if you do you'll lose me and millions of others who thinks just like me..! Love you!😁😍😘

  • Hey Keeeeev, fuckem if they cant take a joke , I would hate to see you change from who you are on a count of these insensitive pricks..!! Love you Keven Heart, love your talent and love who you are..!!! what a model family man..!!

  • He's in a vicious struggle between not wanting to give into political correctness, and trying to preserve his reputation. Good luck to you sir.

  • Suddenly Stephen Colbert is super offended by people who make a joke toward the gay-trans-queer community ? Going on and on about it for most of the interview was kinda weird. Letterman has done this sort of political game with some of his guests yet he was different in his personal life. Guaranteed Colbert is not deeply hurt by Kevin Harts views on gays or his jokes.... I am not big Kevin Hart fan either, he is a phony in my opinion. Seeing Colbert act like he has a dog in this fight, seems phony as well.... money....meh

  • Great guy

  • Kevin Heart is way cool, guy. I like him more after this interview, mostly because he truly seem true to himself and honest with us.

  • Wow, another anti-lgbtq media personality getting free time to say he is the victim. Shame on Colbert! The man never apologized! He is anti-LGBTQ and you can’t change that!

  • he is such a great guy

  • 'It's not over until the audience is over it?' A very spineless thing to say. Stand for something greater than just the approval of the mob Colbert, for your own sake.

  • When you have to apologise for something as a comedian... smh these overly sensitive fatties.

  • Can kevin hart be any less funny like ever?

  • Would love to meet you Kevin! I'm a server at Longhorns selinsgrove pa... come in for a fabulous steak!

  • the real fucking issue is 'cancel culture' and how people refuse to accept that people DO change and grow as human beings, and that one offensive thing done some time ago shouldn't define them as a person as long as they apologize and recognise their mistake

  • Colbert needs to be charged with animal cruelty given the way he consistently beats on dead horses.

  • There's a reason why people aren't accepting his apology and moving on, and it's beause his apology is fake BS

  • Denzel was relaxed... That's kinda double standard Kevin....

  • Kevin Hart isn't homophobic anymore, good for him! But literally our Vice President and his wife are - and nobody is talking about it. If you think Trump is bad, Pence would be even worse. He's a scumbag anti-LGBT Christian nutjob that Trump used to win over the Christian vote. Fuck religion in the ass (The only way you can still be a virgin according to those dogmatic idiots). Our next President needs to be an agnostic/secular humanist for us to make any progress here. *NO MORE IGNORANT RELIGIOUS ANTI-GAY ANTI-ABORTION ANTI-HEALTHY* candidates. Jesus would hate what his cult has become in the 21st century.

  • Shut yo ass up Colbert. Exactly right Kevin. Speak that truth.

  • good to see him not succumb to don lemons pink hand. the pink mafia.

  • ** I like his approach of life **

  • Hey random person scrolling down the comments.. Have a wonderful day

    • Its about 10 pm and I just read this what tf am I supposed to do now!!??